Shared Beliefs
August 11th, 2008

Shared Beliefs

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  1. Atheist entering Heaven

    I don’t believe it!

  2. Don Andy

    Scientology?

  3. RandomGuy

    So that thing is God?

  4. Frank

    All worship the Queen spider…or whatever the heck it is.

  5. Sahan

    It’s a Tentacled Beetle, perhaps of the John Lennon variety. The comic is great by the way.

  6. ollie

    I feel kinda sad, the grandson seems kind of young. also, does this mean that whatever it was he believed was just plain wrong, that the tentacled tick goddess is the one true faith, or, even worse, that there are multiple heavens for multiple faiths, and this poor kid has been side tracked into the tick heaven instead of, oh, say, the Swedish Bikini Model heaven??

  7. ethana2

    Wait, /what/ did he pull exactly?

    ..eww

  8. tontobius

    ollie, could you please point me to material which shows how to get into the Swedish Bikini Model heaven? I feel a conversion coming on…

  9. Shou

    ollie: Read a book that said that whatever you believe is where you’ll end up. (Not that that’s what I believe, but let’s not bring personal feelings into this, eh? Internet is ’serious business’.) So it’s not too far-fetched that this is what this comic is saying.
    Although, whether it is or isn’t, I think that’s one of the most hilarious interpretations. (:

  10. Amy

    “Job: A Comedy of Justice” by Robert Heinlein is a good one.

    Also, I see some strong similarities between the tick goddess and the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

  11. Tantalus

    Was there an intentional pun on “pulled some strings”, particularly with the presence of the spider-like god?

  12. All Your Base Are Belong To Us

    God is a Woman! Do you hear me? A WOMAN!!!

  13. NS_Fred151

    I don’t think that was intended to have any spider in it. It’s a cross between a turtle, an octupus, and a generic insect.

  14. Juliet A

    Didn’t they have a representation of G-d like this is a South Park episode?

  15. Innominate

    Grandpa has a look in his eye that says “reasonable” means “she swings, and I don’t mean on her web”.

  16. Crusader

    I believe in this version of reality we get what ever we believe we deserve from an afterlife.
    Hence the sons disbelief, not because he believed it could not happen, but because he believed in something else.

  17. Jack

    The hapless young man in this comic isn’t necessarily dead.

    That first line could have been “Grampa? But you’re _in that crazy alien tick cult_.”

  18. nrvs

    Shou – i dont think there’s any other way to interpret this comic other than: clearly there is only ONE god – that strange beast hanging from the last panel. Which clearly refutes the notion that ‘you end up wherever your beliefs lie’.
    Fortunately, in this reality, the ‘one true power’ seems either prone to favouritism or not entirely in control of her core business processes.

  19. KaBob799

    nrvs – I’m pretty sure that in the comic theres more than 1 god and you end up with the one you believe in. Hence the grandson saying oh no despite getting into some sort of heaven.

  20. nrvs

    KaBob – if that was the case, would the grandson’s diversion to another heaven not perhaps require the consent of his god? Perhaps his god is also ‘reasonable about things like that’.

  21. Brian EF

    If you take the line “got you in anyway” a little farther than that is not necessarily the case.
    Consider: the kid did not make it to the heaven of his choice. His Grandfather “pulled some strings” and at least he is in a heaven. This of course is not a good heaven for the kid.
    Just my take on this.

  22. Sarah

    I think it favors the “one true god” scenario better. If there were multiple heavens and such, then allowing one to take someone who was destined for another, especially without their consent, would negate the ideal of heaven entirely. I think that the grandson was destined for the realm of the afterlife reserved for non-believers and the grandfather helped him to reach a higher existence.

    Both scenarios are feasible, but the “one true god/heaven” makes a lot more sense, and requires a lot less supposition.

  23. KaBob799

    But why would he say “oh no” about getting into the one true heaven?

  24. ollie

    because he was wrong, and its not exactly what he expected? seems like he has a bit of an adjustment period to go through.

    I like the idea that grandpa, as one of obviously very few adhearants to the tick-god, has a lot of pull, and a good sense of humor! Hope someone is willing to interceed on my behalf if it comes to that!!

  25. Logan

    Woohoo, finally finished the whole archive, in two days! This particular newest comic isn’t necessarily my fav, but it does raise questions about the form of good. btw, the flying spaghetti monster’s website is http://www.venganza.org (kind of the same sentiment)

  26. Tim Maxwell

    He’s saying “oh no” because he realizes that he’s dead.

  27. panda

    Maybe hes saying “oh no” becuase he knows that his grandpa worships a gaint spider-queen, and its kinda of the “oh no” like I really wish my parents hadn’t do that.

  28. Richard

    I dig it. Lots of different interpretations can be made. Take away from it what you will.

  29. GOTOman

    People that is obvious – it is probably the spider godess Lolth from D&D

  30. GuesssWho

    The old guy must be a Lovecraftian Cthulhu cultist type.

    Athach-Nactla!!!

  31. KingTaco

    You know, if that were the interpretation of god most people believed in I just might be religious. As a kid the notion of some old white guy with a beard in the clouds seemed silly, but if you’d have told me THAT thing was in the sky watching my every action I’d probably have behaved a lot better.

  32. speearr

    Oooh yeah good one. Kinda like the FSM….

  33. Sparky

    I’m assuming the grandfather is in a crazy tick cult, and the son’s either an atheist or a member of a (non-crazy) religion, which turns out to be complete falsity and the crazy dude was right.

    I, for one, lol’d.

  34. Much Better Than You

    That ain’t no God. It has no boobs!

  35. ANT

    Sarah: I couldn’t help but laugh at your comment. Ockham’s Razor applied to a comic about religion? LOL.

  36. bachterman

    the beast with the billion backs!

  37. me

    futurama!!!

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