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(174 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)
July 24th, 2008 at 12:32 am
He’s just doing his job.
July 24th, 2008 at 2:11 am
Wonder if anyone’s ever gone down in the line of this work.
July 24th, 2008 at 6:36 am
Great professionalism, and he can’t just leave the job for the wrong reasons
July 24th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
I want that job.
Seriously, if you’re in the market for Koala teasing, call me. I’ll harvest those tears like you’ve never seen, so much you’d think there’d been another Great Flood.
July 24th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
I’ve never realized how much I wanted a koala until now.
I wonder what they DO with the tears? Anything? Or are they really just jerks who like to tease koalas? (and I just had to uncapitalize all the K’s in my post. ha!)
July 24th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Interesting fact about koalas — as it turns out, they are constantly buzzed on the eucalyptus they eat, and pretty much constantly act as if they are drunk — and, I’ve heard, they’re mean drunks.
July 24th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Actually, never mind, I just looked that one up and it turns out it’s totally bull; they are lethargic and nasty, but it’s not any sort of intoxicant effect; it’s just the way they are.
July 24th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
It’s always been my opinion that using koala tears in place of vermouth is the best way to make a martini.
July 25th, 2008 at 8:08 am
I’m Australian, and I find this comic offensive!
July 25th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
@ Hef
If you are serious, I’m sorry but that’s kinda being oversensitive.
He’s not making fun of Australians; he could’ve picked a panda or a moose or something for all we know!
July 25th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
@ Hef: I’M Australian too, and I think it’s hilarious. Methinks you should probably suck it up.
July 25th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
LOL!
Relax guys, I don’t find it offensive in the least. I made an irony.
July 26th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
I’m glad that you’re not offended, because now we can talk about how awesome koala meat is.
Especially with Barbeque sauce.
July 26th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Why would one need to collect Koala Tears anyways?
July 26th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Now, that is job security. No one would ever guess you collect koala tears for a living!!! So they won’t even think of trying to get a job like that!!!!!! Wonder how much they collect or even if they have a quota…
August 3rd, 2008 at 1:20 pm
I know I like making them cry…It’s why I got into the biz…I mean…what?
August 6th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Would have been a 5, but the title pun made me hate you. HATE, YOU.
August 7th, 2008 at 9:43 am
Do they get paid by the gallon or the hour?
August 9th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
I am totally making an offhand reference to this someday.
August 14th, 2008 at 3:42 am
I’m kinda impressed at how easy it was to make the little guy cry. It takes me hours to get my koalas to shed a tear. But then again my technique involves less personal attacks and more on references to their (rather tenuous) contribution to the rise of consumerism.