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June 25th, 2008

Secret Bear

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  1. Shadowlost
    June 25th, 2008 at 2:26 am Shadowlost gives a rating of 4Shadowlost gives a rating of 4Shadowlost gives a rating of 4Shadowlost gives a rating of 4Shadowlost gives a rating of 4

    It’s missing that surreal touch that I’ve grown to love, but it’s an otherwise decent comic.

  2. Armitage Shanks
    June 25th, 2008 at 3:09 am Armitage Shanks gives a rating of 4Armitage Shanks gives a rating of 4Armitage Shanks gives a rating of 4Armitage Shanks gives a rating of 4Armitage Shanks gives a rating of 4

    It’s good, but what’s with the middle frame? Why are they fighting over the bear when there’s clearly lots of them (have those been pre-ordered)? ;P

  3. Shou
    June 25th, 2008 at 3:34 am

    This is exactly why I don’t buy electronic toys… (:

    Armitage: There are many, many customers off-panel, most likely. Like when a new home gaming console comes out and the crowd goes wild? I’d imagine it’s much the same thing.

  4. Barry
    June 25th, 2008 at 6:18 am Barry gives a rating of 5Barry gives a rating of 5Barry gives a rating of 5Barry gives a rating of 5Barry gives a rating of 5

    It’s like a cross between Tickle-Me-Elmo, D.A.R.E., and illegal wiretapping.

  5. Leak
    June 25th, 2008 at 6:31 am Leak gives a rating of 5Leak gives a rating of 5Leak gives a rating of 5Leak gives a rating of 5Leak gives a rating of 5

    Sooo… “Secret bear is secret”? Or rather “Snitch bear is snitching”?

    np: Secede - Vega Libre: Sleeping World (Vega Libre)

  6. RealGrouchy
    June 25th, 2008 at 11:33 am

    No, “Secret bear is secreting”

    (pun most definitely intended)

    - RG>

  7. ollie
    June 25th, 2008 at 8:06 pm

    The guy with the tie doesn’t LOOK like Bush, but I think this will finally find him Osama and the WMD.

    Not sure if the antenna was needed in the first panel, it did ‘give it away’ for me… but I am naturally suspicious. great comic

  8. tctwc
    June 25th, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    Graphic at second frame is a bit wretched, particularly anatomy, and the idea is nothing special, but otherwise it’s okay.

  9. Asbduhas
    June 26th, 2008 at 3:35 am

    Notice the officer’s sleeve — DHS, or Department of Homeland Security.
    I also believe this is a reference to the recently passed “unwarranted wiretapping” bill.

  10. Viv
    June 26th, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    Wasn’t this on an episode of Spongebob? Not with the government but with one character trying to trick another character into revealing their secrerts using a similar ruse?

  11. Kelson
    June 26th, 2008 at 10:41 pm

    @Barry: I’d say it’s more like a Furby living up to its full potential. Those things were actually banned from the offices of the US Department of Defense (or some such government agency) because they could be used as recording devices.

  12. Sahanavic
    June 27th, 2008 at 6:10 am Sahanavic gives a rating of 5Sahanavic gives a rating of 5Sahanavic gives a rating of 5Sahanavic gives a rating of 5Sahanavic gives a rating of 5

    Awesome stuff, what made it the funniest for me was the serious concentration on the DHS officer’s face when he reports the ’secrets’.

  13. Simon
    June 29th, 2008 at 4:01 am

    Shit, this reminds me alot of a new law in Sweden that allows the military to scan all comunication across our borders

  14. charles
    June 29th, 2008 at 9:25 am charles gives a rating of 3charles gives a rating of 3charles gives a rating of 3charles gives a rating of 3charles gives a rating of 3

    those guys targeted the wrong market

  15. Tom
    June 29th, 2008 at 8:20 pm Tom gives a rating of 5Tom gives a rating of 5Tom gives a rating of 5Tom gives a rating of 5Tom gives a rating of 5

    “Hey terrorists! It’s Secret Bear! You tell him your secrets!”

  16. ethana2
    July 3rd, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    Perfect for mothers-in-law and workplace higher-ups!

  17. Grim Eskimo
    July 14th, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    Tom some one already made that joke and this is like spongebob when he gives patrick the secret bear too see if he stole his jelly fishing net

  18. Buddhaofwar
    July 17th, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    hmm, the joke is interesting, but it is almost as if it gives too much closure. With a product like that, it is weird to see who is on the other end of it all. After seeing some of your other, slightly more eerie comics, this one sort of drops the ball a little. Feels more like SMBC than a SCP.
    I’m not trying to flame you or anything, just some honest feedback.

    tl;dr lacking that creepy factor I’ve come to know and love.

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