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June 7th, 2008

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  1. David

    I assume thats some sort of werewolf? and thats blood he’s drinking. I like the attitude in this comic strip.

  2. MrKlaatu

    no, he’s just about to get his glass refilled with urine a red food coloring.

  3. 4xis.black

    I believe it’s a play on the popular ‘lolcats’ Internet meme.

  4. Ted

    Heh, he’s a drunk lolcat that got offended by the I can haz cheeseburger jab, but then slipped and used the moar meme.

  5. MistyCat
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    I find a strange urge to request your feline friend to laugh out loud.

  6. Matt

    And published early Caturday morning. Perfect.

  7. Doug

    If you understand this, you should find something more productive to do with your time.

  8. Hef

    Ah yes, I get it now.
    A culmination of many memes, well done!

  9. Tom
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    Doug,
    Fuck you.

    Tom.

  10. Pierluc

    Doug,
    Fuck you

    Pierluc.

  11. Tyler

    Doug,

    Kudos.

    -Tyler

    P.S. Tom and Pierluc go fuck yourselves. Or go fuck each other. It might be the only way you get sex.

  12. Leak

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/apelad/2194128498/

    For those that don’t know what the cheeseburger is about…

    np: µ-Ziq - Catkin And Teasel (Lunatic Harness)

  13. Tom
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    Tyler,
    Fuck you as well.

    Tom.

  14. Zooph

    I can has funny?

  15. ethana2

    Doug,Tom,Tyler, Pierluc:

    …….so wait, what’s going on?

  16. bolddeciever

    Quite funny. Way to play around with genre.

  17. Mike

    This is just as unfunny as all those lolcats.

  18. Nibien
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    “This is just as unfunny as all those lolcats.”

    Agreed, sir.

  19. Marik

    quite so. which means it’s friggin hilarious.

  20. James

    ““This is just as unfunny as all those lolcats.”

    Agreed, sir.”

    Concurred, gentlemen.

  21. TerrorByte

    CATS: Hello gentlemen.

  22. Asbduhas
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    It’s you!

  23. Nougat

    Doug,

    Please stop wasting time on the Internet as your alter-ego. The world needs the constant vigilance of Irony Man, not his dumbassed Internet comic comments.

  24. Gremrat

    The memes have gotten SCP now, too?? NOOOOOO funny comic though :D

  25. Axxle

    lololllololololoolololololololollollolololollolololollololololol!!!!!!!111!!11one11!!

  26. NS_Fred151

    Excellent! I love “subtle” humor!
    The man’s ears seem a bit low/tilted down in the last panel.

  27. anne

    genius, thanks. don’t listen to the haters. it’s weird how the lolcats meme has such rabid haters, isn’t it?

    WIN

  28. Jon M.

    Quite clever, sir. It’s kind of like those Gieco cave man commercials except, ya know, funny.

  29. God

    Everyone,

    Fuck you,

    God

  30. Ginby

    hes a cat with wine, get over yourself blood lover

  31. Shou

    ‘lol’, I say. ‘lol’.

    Hate ‘em, love ‘em, who cares? This was complete win in its own way, and many others.
    Now quit fighting in the comments section and enjoy the funny, eh? or at least wait for the next comic.
    Besides, it’s not how much you like a ‘lolcat’, it’s how well done this comic is that makes it good!

  32. CATS

    How are you gentlemen?

  33. XJ

    LOL!
    You have appeased Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat as well with your offering.
    MOAR of these sorts of joke, plz.

    =D

  34. Internet?

    Man… Internet memes garner such antagonism. Everyone swearing at each other; oh well. The internet is stupid and silly, as is the rest of the world. The comic was funny. Time for a cigar.

  35. Sparky

    The problem isn’t the meme itself, it’s the morons who cancer everything up by putting them into the mainstream thinking they’re some kind of internet superhero when in fact they’re a malignant tumor on the face of the chans. Plus, lolcats just were never funny and probably never will be.

  36. sean

    Wait, cans I or can’snt I haz a cheezburger?

  37. Red

    Sparky: That’s just your opinion. There are people out there that like that sort of stuff. I couldn’t give 2 shits about it, but have the decency to know other people care.

  38. Scott
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    At least its an amusing satire of those crappy memes. I was disappointed untill I read the comments and understood it though. I guess that’s what I get for purposefully isolating myself from all that crap. Again, though, good satire, it’s one lolcatz variant I actually enjoyed.

  39. habeeb

    Sparky: Don’t bother taunting the unwashed masses, they won’t get it. Consider every bit of nerdrage you feel as proof that you should ALWAYS follow rules 1 and 2.

    Red: Sparky hails from the website which created the cats-with-captions meme, back when it was still called fucking Caturday. Needless to say, they are NOT pleased with the steaming load of trite, derivative fail that the rest of the internet left all over the concept.

  40. Rob

    I’ve never seen people get so worked up over lolcats. Jesus Christ, you’re such children. You act like the internet is some sacred shrine to the awesomeness of it’s collective users. Get over it. It’s cats with captions. Some people find it funny, others do not. Don’t act like your tastes in humor are superior to everyone else’s, or you’ll find yourself as alone in the real world as you are in the super-immaculate and contrived vision of how the internet should be used.

  41. Red

    Habeeb: …Well, didn’t know that. And now it makes less sense. He’s slagging off basically a more detailed version of the content of a site he’s so attracted to?

  42. habeeb

    Red: First, it’s extremely rare for “more detail” to mean “better.” Pick any treasured childhood cartoon or TV show. I guarantee you that there will be at least two DeviantArt users writing long, graphically detailed fanfiction where two prominent same-sex characters fall in love, get gay-married and (sometimes *illustrated*) have children together. THIS IS NOT GOOD. Likewise, taking a novel concept and running it into the ground with continual repetition of the same three jokes is not a good thing.

    Moreover, this is a website which slags on everything, even itself. Think of it as the unconscious reaction to every whining little puke who thinks the internet is a place where THEY can say whatever they want, and no one should criticize them. It’s a website full of hate, to show that hate is good. When criticism is mindless and unforgiving, creativity is boundless and unrelenting. Take away the criticism, and mindless little cliques will infest a concept with their own masturbatory fantasies.

  43. sean

    habeeb . . ..
    What?!?!
    Lolcats is a site full of hate?
    I haz confooyshun?

  44. MEMES ARE

    SERIOUS BUISNESS.

  45. Innominate
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    sean: habeeb is talking about the sites that originated the lolcats meme, the “chan’s” (look it up on http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com). It is indeed a site full of hate. And it is also full of the most singularly hilarious and disturbing things imaginable. This is a site which mocked Heath Ledger on the day he died, saying it was because of AIDS (accompanied by a Brokeback Mountain picture), a site where nothing is sacred, where a kid kills himself because he lost his iPod and becomes famous across the chan’s for a grammatical error on a friend’s eulogy. And every Caturday, these things were put aside, and pictures of cute cats doing funny things were posted. Hilarity by contrast, but with the same brilliant humour underlying it.

    Then came along the site http://icanhascheezburger.com/. Instantly, the meme became utterly stupid. Instead of being an ironic and clever outlet for the small sane parts of the channer that remained, it became a place for menopausal women and preteens to come together to imitate in vain the manner of speech in the lolcats meme, resulting in an endless barrage of derivative, bland and humourless pictures. I can guarantee that every single funny cat macro you’ve ever seen originated in the chan’s. Ceiling cat, longcat, serious cat… all chan-born.

    I do like this comic, but the lolcats meme ceased being funny a long time ago. No original content has developed from its popularisation, only fail in epic amounts. One might even go so far as to declare it epic fail.

  46. Grim Eskimo

    these are funny and hillarious great job!

  47. Laser Potato

    Why aren’t there paw pads on the kitty’s hands?

  48. Johnson

    No more memes.

  49. JoeyV
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    Took me a while to get it, but once I did, it was pretty funny. Good job!

  50. ._.

    Well, I lol’d.

  51. M

    I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SHIT.

    And laser potato, Bill Watterson stopped drawing pads on Hobbes’ hands a long time ago to make him appear more human.

  52. Jadelana

    I totally didn’t get it until “MOAR.”

    Good one. xD

  53. Dreyesbo

    I actually clicked “Next” before I got it…and while the page was loading, I was LMAO.

  54. nrvs

    Fantasstic joke.

  55. Nazre
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    MOAR!

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