No Ordinary Fish
March 30th, 2008

No Ordinary Fish

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Thanks to everyone for the translation help! This little piece of Norwegian is thanks to Kristian, who has his own webcomic. I also got the following Swedish from Björn: “Fiskarna är högljudda idag, Bengt”.

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  1. JohnSeth728

    I’ve always wondered how the magical creatures in Disney movies and other movies of that type always know that the person who finds them speaks English. This seems like a much more realistic situation. Great comic! I love the confused look on the fisherman’s face in the second panel.

  2. Ginby

    Well hmmm, it kinda loses something when you have to go find out what it says, and what the hell is up with that bjorn link it keeps opening like a bajillion pages…..

  3. Shadow Viking

    Hahaha, that’s awesome.

  4. Michael Richardson

    The joke comes across just fine without bothering to look up a translation (I have not, and have no idea what it means).

    Having a magical fish begging to give wishes in a language that is not understood is quite funny.

    Of course, it may be even funnier if I knew what the translation was.

  5. neko

    you doubled the http:// on that myspace link there.

    also, yeah. it’s less fun when you have no idea what’s being said and are too lazy to find a translation.

  6. Kevin

    Sorry - i fixed the link. I had mangled it in wordpress.

    You don’t technically have to know what he’s saying for the joke to work. In fact, that’s kind of the point :)

  7. Spenser

    Good laugh :)

  8. Ina

    He says something like that “the fish is very noisy, Jens”
    Jens is a common nordic name xD.

  9. Frank
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    It’s going into my “Favorite SCBP” list.

  10. Belcher

    Hahaha, nice comic.

    Also, Bjorn is gewd! :O

  11. Almasy
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    I like it. Great joke, and your art is improving greatly as well.

  12. Shou

    Silly, noisy fish.
    I think if a fish talked–even if I didn’t understand it–I’d probably let it go anyhow. If a fish can talk, then it knows it’s going to die!
    (Or keep it as a pet).

  13. AHF

    Well, if someone wants a literal translation, I can proudly say my time in the North wasn’t completely wasted:

    (In dialect):

    The fish are fucking noisy today, Jens.

    Fesk = fish, -en = the, e = am/is/are, jævlig = devilly (equivalent to fucking (adj) in English as far as intensity is concerned), høy = high, lydt = adverb form of sound (sounding?) (therefore høy lydt = high sounding or noisy), i dag = literally in day, meaning today.

    In one of the common written forms it would have been:

    Fisken er jævlig høy lydt i dag, Jens.

    Another funny bit is that the vast majority of Norwegians speak English, or at least know enough to know it’s being spoken to them :)

    Step in if I’m wrong anywhere, heh. Good stuff. It really made me trip out for a second, wondering if I’d switched pages by accident and was reading a Norwegian comic :)

  14. Dave

    I like the fish’s goatee thingy

  15. tiamot

    Your Norsk checks out AHF as does your statement saying that most Norwegians speak English. They’re actually taught it as a second language from quite a young age, although you’re more likely to find that younger people speak it better and more frequently than the older generation. From my experience living in the country, teens can speak English quite well, but are sometimes shy and embarrassed when confronted with a native English speaker. They tend to fully understand what you’re saying but are sometimes too afraid to answer back in English for fear that they’ll mess it up. Anyhoo, you can definitely get by in Norway being an English speaker. There’s always someone on hand who can speak English. As far as the word jævlig is concerned, I’ve heard it used (by youth, I found that many adults don’t swear) although the youth I encountered were more likely to insert colorful swear words in English.

    On an interesting note, there are many many regional dialects spoken in the country, with two ‘official’ written forms, Nynorsk which translates to ‘New Norwegian” and Bokmål which translates to ‘book language(or Riksmål which translates to ‘language of the kingdom.) 90% of the country uses Bokmål, however the government requires many publications to also be written in Nynorsk. I’ve found, when it comes to speaking, most people use Bokmål with a good smattering of their own local dialect, such as was the case when I was living in Oppdal where Oppdaling is the dialect. Being immersed in the culture is a great way to learn the language but as I found out quickly, one has to be careful when using dialect in other areas. Even in areas as close as ‘just over the mountain’ I would get confused looks using the term vatten when asking for water instead of vann.

  16. John
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    Well done actually looking up a real language! I saw an SNL skit yesterday which involved a guy reading the news to ZImbabweans, and he just talked jibberish and smacked his lips a bit. I mean it was pre-Internet, so it would have taken a bit more effort to look up a couple of lines of a foreign language than it would now, but still… (Ironically, according to Wikipedia the news in Zimbabwe is mostly transmitted in English anyway)

  17. Bjorn, Norway

    The language a dialect of norwegian from the northern part of norway, and the fish with the goatee is codfish. Most fishermen in Norway which fish codfish come from northern norway.

  18. Cecilie, Norway

    LOL, I got so suprised when suddenly there were norwegian words, feel so proud xD My grandma talks just like that guy, have to show this to her some day :P Love this comic :D

  19. Mind

    I understood the norwegian text fine even though I’m Swedish. But our languages are pretty similar. That sentence would be this in Swedish: “Fisken är jävligt högljudd idag, Jens”

  20. Kanonfutter

    Unfortunately, being Scandinavian myself, the joke was lost on me until I read the comments. I did not occur to me that the fisherman could not understand the fish.

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