Comments on: Retirement http://simulatedcomicproduct.com/2008/02/27/retirement/ Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:21:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Sarah http://simulatedcomicproduct.com/2008/02/27/retirement/#comment-3161 Sarah Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:54:30 +0000 http://simulatedcomicproduct.com/2008/02/27/retirement/#comment-3161 So Bella shouldn't be too worried about getting too old for Edward... Sorry. Twilight series inside joke. Couldn't resist. So Bella shouldn’t be too worried about getting too old for Edward…

Sorry. Twilight series inside joke. Couldn’t resist.

]]> By: Tokay http://simulatedcomicproduct.com/2008/02/27/retirement/#comment-2327 Tokay Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:06:42 +0000 http://simulatedcomicproduct.com/2008/02/27/retirement/#comment-2327 My favorite part of this comic is in panel 3, on the sign it says "open 24 hours!" Just thought that was funny, I mean, a medical supply store being open at night?? But i know that's the only way a vampire could go to a medical supply store. I adore subtle humor! My favorite part of this comic is in panel 3, on the sign it says “open 24 hours!”
Just thought that was funny, I mean, a medical supply store being open at night??
But i know that’s the only way a vampire could go to a medical supply store.
I adore subtle humor!

]]> By: Pfeniks http://simulatedcomicproduct.com/2008/02/27/retirement/#comment-1919 Pfeniks Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:29:59 +0000 http://simulatedcomicproduct.com/2008/02/27/retirement/#comment-1919 Aw! Okay, the moral to the story is if you are a vampire, don't turn anybody over fifty. Aw! Okay, the moral to the story is if you are a vampire, don’t turn anybody over fifty.

]]> By: Jez http://simulatedcomicproduct.com/2008/02/27/retirement/#comment-1146 Jez Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:32:08 +0000 http://simulatedcomicproduct.com/2008/02/27/retirement/#comment-1146 The shame in wearing dentures? I've been wearing dentures since WW1 and that hasn't stopped my vampiring! I think he should quite his moaning, that's no life for a noble vampire. The shame in wearing dentures? I’ve been wearing dentures since WW1 and that hasn’t stopped my vampiring! I think he should quite his moaning, that’s no life for a noble vampire.

]]> By: Riot http://simulatedcomicproduct.com/2008/02/27/retirement/#comment-1144 Riot Thu, 28 Feb 2008 06:23:41 +0000 http://simulatedcomicproduct.com/2008/02/27/retirement/#comment-1144 Oh... I kind of missed that someone already answered that. Heh... Oh… I kind of missed that someone already answered that. Heh…

]]> By: Riot http://simulatedcomicproduct.com/2008/02/27/retirement/#comment-1143 Riot Thu, 28 Feb 2008 06:22:34 +0000 http://simulatedcomicproduct.com/2008/02/27/retirement/#comment-1143 Jez: In the third panel the store next to the denture store is a medical supply store selling "Home IV kits." I would think we are supposed to assume he just gave up on biting people because of the shame of needing dentures. Mostly I just wanted to comment to say "Well, he might as well give up. He's clearly gone senile. I mean, he can't even find the carotid any more. He's biting that guy's shoulder." Jez: In the third panel the store next to the denture store is a medical supply store selling “Home IV kits.” I would think we are supposed to assume he just gave up on biting people because of the shame of needing dentures.

Mostly I just wanted to comment to say “Well, he might as well give up. He’s clearly gone senile. I mean, he can’t even find the carotid any more. He’s biting that guy’s shoulder.”

]]> By: Bill http://simulatedcomicproduct.com/2008/02/27/retirement/#comment-1142 Bill Thu, 28 Feb 2008 06:04:56 +0000 http://simulatedcomicproduct.com/2008/02/27/retirement/#comment-1142 So wait, if he's a vampire, how old IS he. Don't vampires live for like hundreds of years? So wait, if he’s a vampire, how old IS he. Don’t vampires live for like hundreds of years?

]]> By: Shou http://simulatedcomicproduct.com/2008/02/27/retirement/#comment-1141 Shou Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:42:48 +0000 http://simulatedcomicproduct.com/2008/02/27/retirement/#comment-1141 Ha, first panel--before reading the words, mind you--I thought 'zombie' (because my mind's always on zombies, and I missed seeing the claws/nails the first time), so that was a slightly unexpected turn for me, but it was well worth it. Poor guy. If only he'd brushed and flossed. (: Ha, first panel–before reading the words, mind you–I thought ‘zombie’ (because my mind’s always on zombies, and I missed seeing the claws/nails the first time), so that was a slightly unexpected turn for me, but it was well worth it.
Poor guy. If only he’d brushed and flossed. (:

]]> By: Jim http://simulatedcomicproduct.com/2008/02/27/retirement/#comment-1139 Jim Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:28:56 +0000 http://simulatedcomicproduct.com/2008/02/27/retirement/#comment-1139 @Jez - He's retired. "Ah, this biting people stuff is a young vampire's game. Might as well just get a blood IV and watch the tube." @Jez - He’s retired. “Ah, this biting people stuff is a young vampire’s game. Might as well just get a blood IV and watch the tube.”

]]> By: Jez http://simulatedcomicproduct.com/2008/02/27/retirement/#comment-1138 Jez Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:34:47 +0000 http://simulatedcomicproduct.com/2008/02/27/retirement/#comment-1138 I don't get it, why can't he bite people now that he has dentures? Also I got a huge deja vu from the 3rd panel. I don’t get it, why can’t he bite people now that he has dentures? Also I got a huge deja vu from the 3rd panel.

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