Another Specimen
December 17th, 2005

Another Specimen

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  1. Enter the Jabberwock - Campfire of the Vanities

    [...] This one currently has no introduction on Jack’s Big List O’ Tracts. I’m not sure what significance there is to that, if any. So I’ll make up my own, based on a brief skim-through: Dinosaurs were really magical dragons! They survived the Great Flood by riding on Noah’s Ark, only to be hunted into extinction by Appalachian yokels. Only Jesus can save you from science! Who are you going to trust: God or worshipers of devil-strewn fossils? [...]

  2. That one guy

    Though it might not have been intentional, this has a lot of religious references.

  3. Danny

    ….you don’t think the religious references were intentional?!

  4. Charles

    They were most obviously intentional…

  5. Daniel

    Pretty freakin’ awesome. The comment by “That one guy” just ads to the hilarity!

  6. Lauren

    That is SO T-Rex!

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  7. Tim
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    I’m conflicted about this one… I think it makes its point a little too hard. I think it’s the “near future” in the caption that does it - bit alarmist, don’t you think?

  8. Jeremy

    Not really, have you looked at who’s trying to run our country, asking if you believe in dinosaurs was a damn debate question! and most of them said no!!!

  9. Jase Keydude

    Lol, it is the t-rex… and yet he lives on.
    Maybe it was God who put the dinosaur bones there as a test, according to many he has done worse things (Cough Cough kill your son Abraham cough cough)

  10. Smith

    (cough cough God provided a ram in Isaac’s stead cough cough)

  11. CLSFD

    (Cough Cough So that Isaac’s children could utterly destroy the men, women, and children of the Amalekites. And the cows, too. The cows had to go. Cough Cough)

  12. Crusader1089

    Ah, but that was Isaac, who did that, not God.
    God gives us free will, we are not puppets. He gave Isaac life, and Isaac used it to have children who killed people. That was Isaac’s choice. God isn’t responsible.

  13. Krust

    If I had the choice to have kids who killed a lot of people…I’d only take that path if the kids were happy while they did it.

  14. BoringApathy
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    Well people are always disappointed when given a promise about beer and then get denied the Beer.

    [Numbers 21:16]

  15. Buzzybill

    What I like best about these comics is that while they are funny, they are also appalling, or horrifying, or disturbing.

    This one does all three. This may be my favorite so far. Well done.

  16. madrigal
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    I know people like this.
    “Well evolution is your opinion. We can’t argue about opinion.”
    “No, it’s not an opinion if I can provide several thousand transitional fossils, over a dozen independent dating methods that DON’T contradict each other, actual tests of animals that have changed over the last hundred years- both in the lab and nature- and the support of hundreds of thousands of biologists against a few hundred who signed a document saying they weren’t totally sure. Also, every one of your arguments is based on completely misunderstanding science. The sun provides energy etc.”
    “. . . that’s your opinion.”

    Stupid america. If Dawkins weren’t such an ass about being right and average people such gracious retards about being wrong we’d be more over this by now.

  17. GGunit

    if the creatures on this planet didnt evolve then they appeared out of thin air; that would be magic. magic or evolution got it?

    keep in mind that i am a life long baptist and an11 year christian

    evolution is not apposed to creation god created evolution, hence creating us dinosaurs and ants

  18. ariel wollinger

    The stupid ID advocators at work. I hope McCain isn’t ellected…

  19. Audiart

    The gas crisis, explained.

  20. Jehovah Zeus Beatles

    Christians are hypocritical when they complain about nihilism, relativism, anarchism, & postmodernism, because they are the most nihilistic, relativistic, anarchic, & postmodern of anyone. They believe there is no purpose, meaning, morals, or values to life, other than Jehovah’s will - not a pleasant worldview. Religion is a zero-player game. God is non-interactive & infinitely scarce. Christians are the most depressed, joyless, & psychologically disturbed & distressed (listen to them complain) of anyone. I think the best way to pull a believer out of the preacher’s grasp is to get them to believe in truth & human knowledge. End rant… (sorry)

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