Unicorns Are Not Real
November 8th, 2005

Unicorns Are Not Real

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  2. ChaosNebula

    You make me laugh & it is funny.

    *^_^*

  3. Matt

    Love stinks…..YEAH, YEAH! Love stinks.

  4. morgan

    hey yeah i know that unicorns aren’t real, but their still an awesome figure to post on myspace.com.
    i love unicorns even though they don’t exsit on earth somewhere and somehow i know that unicorns really probally do exsist some where out there! but i love a lot of things even though their not really real and i understand that they probably never will be bu8t hey everyone’s got to have something to believe in… some people like t.v. others may be something else but hey i f you enjoy it then you should go 4 it with every fiber of your being inside of you with every living, working organ inside of your body!

  5. Hellcrapdamn

    You could easily “make” a unicorn. Just saw off some other critter’s horn & shove it into a horse’s head.

  6. Baker

    But would that be able to love with the unyielding fury of four thousand sexually-undecided men?

    I think not. The unicorn is a lie.

  7. Fannyy

    UNICORNS ARE NOT REALLL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Fannyy

    Haha …Thought id let everyone know :P

  9. nyobed

    errmmmmm fanny !!!
    i think they are real so shuushh ! :D :D
    x x

  10. Dan

    Where the fuck did all the fairies with the unicorn beliefs come from??

  11. Bot

    Hey – talking about the existence/non-existence of unicorns is opening up a serious metaphysical can of worms, Dan. Didn’t you know? XP

  12. Alex

    I don’t want to sound like a queer or nothin’, but I think unicorns are kick-ass!

  13. Pyleic

    Er.. Yeah, I’ve always failed to see what’s so ‘queer’ about a turbo-charged horse with a bloody /razor tipped horn/ fastened to its head.

  14. Leo the Mouse

    This is funny to me, because I once used a unicorn hiding within a wall as an example of the flimsiness of faith.

  15. bachterman

    they should be called mono-horns.

  16. DOOMsong

    did anyone know that the first usage of the term unicorn actually meant something that looked more like a hippopotamus with one horn? there were two types of unicorn, and the horse variant started with it looking more like a goat, and was named… somehting that started with an h. i was a bit of a mythological buff a couple years back, but i could still have my info a bit screwed up due to information overload. but, meh. plus… nice reference to Portal baker.

    The cake is a lie.
    The cake is a lie.
    The cake is a lie.
    The cake is a lie.

  17. Vincento

    Unicorn means the same as monohorn.

  18. Andolus

    what the heck are you talking about?

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